jet planes and naked christopher meloni

just finished packing – so i’m in that weird neverland between having something to do and not having anything to do. so what am i doing then? looking for pictures of a naked christopher meloni. woof.

it’s christopher’s birthday today – he’s a studly 47 today. happy birthday man.

so in my own perverted way – i choose to celebrate and honor this auspicious day by showing you pictures of a very sexy meloni (and yea, there’s a naked one too – so if your offended by prison/shower sex, click here).

my (future) husband; redux

ok, now i’m re-thinking my future husband… here’s nick beyeler – world arobics champion and model and woofing-hot

he’s bi too so i at least have a tiny chance 🙂

nick – call me!

men of while you were out

many of you enjoyed the ‘men of hgtv’ post a couple weeks back.  well as i was enjoying my morning toast and flipping channel’s – i landed on tlc’s trading spaces spin off ‘while you were out’.  always a fun little show (today there were giving a condo to a down-on-his-luck father and 10 year old son (open tear floodgates…now!) – but i was specifically reminded how f’ing hot the guys are on this show.  allow me to provide examples:

evan farmer…. the host.  funny, affable and always willing to take off his shirt:

next up; andrew dan jumbo – carpenter #1:

and then there is carpenter #2, jason cameron – former falcon model… err… men’s health model… just look at the guns (the rest ain’t bad either):

woof.

woof.

woof.  may buddha bless home improvement shows! 🙂

terminator; the sarah connor chronicles

this really looks to have everything we had hoped the new bionic woman could have been:

i was never the biggest terminator fan, but the story is an interesting one.  and i love love love that summer glau (she of the amazing firefly/serenityfame) plays the good terminator in it.  i’ll watch anything with her in it!

the advance press for this fox tv series has been pretty positive.  could be just the post-apocolyptic female ass kicking show we wished bionic woman was.

statham saturday

hey kids, still sick here – so nothing terribly interesting to read, but maybe you’ll appreciate something interesting to see:

men of hgtv

well, the first flu bug of the season has attacked.  as such, i’m holed up on my couch under a comfy blanky, with juice and kleenex near by…  my ritual when sick is to watch hours and hours of hgtv in between naps. 

as i’ve been watching today, i’ve been reminded how many uber-hot guys there are on hgtv and as nobody really wants to hear about my being sick, i thought i’d present you a smattering of super hot guys from hgtv (if only there were a calender like this!):

rick spence / curb appeal

rick spence is the perfect man.  in every way.  he’s hunky and handsome, while acerbically witty with a super hot butt (not to mention package!).  i won’t watch the episodes of curb appeal that he doesn’t host.  there’s just no reason too – the other hosts are horrid.  hgtv, take a hint from tlc (they’re bringing page davis back to host trading spaces) and re-install rick as the sole host of the show.

carter oosterhouse / carter can

wow.

woof.

where to begin?  carter of course got his start on tlc’s trading spaces – but now has his very own show on hgtv, ‘carter can’.  i’ll just say, carter can do anything to me he likes.  tho’ he should always do the show shirtless.

steve watson / don’t sweat it

i first fell for steve on the show “monster house” and now i see he’s moved to hgtv to host ‘don’t sweat it’ – i haven’t seen it yet, but i’m enjoying the frequent commercials i’ve seen today.  he can sweat it up any time. (he’s got an amazing butt)

woof.

lee snijders / design on a dime

lee’s an anomaly for me – he’s a bit of a pretty boy, but damn he’s sexy.  when he’s gettin’ down and dirty in work pants and tight t-shirts, i’m glued to the tube.

dave sheinkoph / design on a dime

i’ve talked about dave before – he’s dreamy…. :sigh:  again, he’s the perfect mix of hunky/handsome and funny.  the perfect mix for me

matt watson / design guys

mmm…. what a hunky side of beefy goodness.

paul daly / divine design

paul is amazingly hot (this picture does not begin to do him justice damnit)… great guns, awesome face, sexy body – woof.  woof.  and woof.

ryan reynolds triple x throwdown err naked err birthday boy

ok, well not really fully naked, but semi-naked is still good….

happy birthday ryan.  come blow out your candle <eg>…

he makes me want to be a better person… (and grow my beard back)

play-doo xxx

so my friend christopher picked this up on a lark as he thought it looked a bit like me:

it does rather look a bit like me don’t you think? 

this is one of those lil’ guys where you put a blob of play-doh in the “head” (ahem, body cavity) and then insert the feet bit into the lil’ guy and he miraculously grows hair (boy i wish i could get plugged like that and grow hair!)

but… and here’s the interesting bit (goes back to the “getting plugged” bit above):

that’s the play-doh kyle with the feet bit separated from the body bit.  ummm…. anyone notice anything interesting about them-there feet?

a lil’ phalic no? 

me think’s our friends at hasbro have some ‘splaining to do.

— music heard while writing:

siouxsie – into a swan/hard version

siouxsie & the banshees – happy house, tenent & trophey

new day, new template (or, new adventures in ocd) – with semi-nudity!

ok, i really thought i could live with the old template – after all it had everything i wanted, a darker, simple theme with a nice clean layout.

i just couldn’t get past the title header being left-justified.  i’m far to anal about shit like that.  i need there to be balance.  i need things to be centered.  ugg.

things i loved:

• the white text on a dark grey background

• the clean, easy to read font.

• the font size

• simple navigation

things i hated:

• the left justified title banner.

so we will be trying this new template.  i don’t **love** the white background, but i think it looks ok.

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to thank all of you for my incessant iphone blogging, here’s a little bit of chris evans hotness:

gratuitous chris evans pt 2

i know where my bread is buttered – you lot, you love to see nearly naked chris evans (132 people clicked clicked on the last chris post on saturday) and i’m here to do give you what you want….

without further delay: