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sure he’s hot. (tho’ to use ray’s vernacular, he looks a little smelly here)
and yea, he can dance.
but did we really need to see this? (the least he could have been was shirtless):
not sure who has more (ill-advised) time on his hands – the people who made this video, or me for finding it.
ugg – i need a life.
after what proved to be an exceedingly long day at work (one of many for the next 6 weeks) and fighting completely crappy traffic in minneapolis since my primary route fell into the mississippi river – i finally got home and anxiously went to get the mail thinking this was the day i’d get the new entertainment weekly (aka my bible) – did i get the new ew? no. i most certainly did not.
i did however get a copy of the brand new undergear catalog!?
how did i get on that mailing list i wonder?
seriously, if the guys at undergear could see me the would know most certainly i’m not their target audience. i mean, yea, i’m gay and everything – but i’m not one of those guys.
**warning – blatant stereotype ahead**
yes, i assume they make the magazine purely for euro-fags who live in boystown, the castro and chelsea* and have all the time in the world to go to the gym and then hit all the circuit parties.
i mean, seriously. look at this stuff:
this model kills me – i mean seriously how cheesy is this guy – all rico suave:
and i don’t even know where to begin with this one… oh the hours that must have been spent shaving/waxing/epilading…:
now, with all that done and said – undergear is not without its redeeming qualities… i mean, how hot is this:
it’s like undergear porn. if i were a 13 yr old with no access to the real thing (or the vhs equivilant), i’d so be all over this in a magazine!
*disclaimer; there are many many many hot guys in boystown, chelsea and the castro who wouldn’t be caught dead in that white number up above… thank god.
he’s ok i guess.. 🙂
so prince has this new background singer named shelby j. she’s pretty much the shit. didn’t know much about her until i saw the target center and first ave shows last month and she really blew me away.
at the target center show prince turned the mic over to shelby for a tune or two and on one of the tracks, she tore the roof off of the place with her version of gnarls barkley’s “crazy”.
well, i may (or may not, just sayin’) have come into a bootlegged copy of shelby singing the very same tune one week later when prince & co. invaded the montreux jazz festival.
if i really did have that track, it would indeed be off-the-fucking-hook. that’s all i’m sayin’
damn girl can sing. (plus, the tune heavily features vocoder…. i.love.vocoder)
unrelated… don’t you hate when your holding on to a feeling or an emotion about someone, and then that someone comes along and in a text message pretty much ruins the moment? shit, it’s time to move-the-fuck-on. damn i hate this.
unrelated pt 2…. a blogger-friend of mine may have just convinced me to send him a rated r pic or two i have of myself. sometimes, a compliment can make all the difference. thank you.